gabrielle

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Do not yawn, fidget, or roll your eyes; those behaviors are rude! As your date is talking, try doing the Macarena ever so slowly, but then gradually speed it up, all the while maintaining eye contact. When he asks what you are doing, say, “Oh, nothing really, you’re just so handsome!” and then move your eyelashes up and down a lot.

After your date, he will drive you home. Maintain your ladylike manners and kindly thank him for a great time. Remember: necking is not what a woman does. If your date does try to kiss you, scream, “GET BENT YOU FUCKER!” and then lolz about it on the internet later that night. It is the only proper thing to do.